Privacy Policy

What we collect

Your email address, if you join the Dispatch or ask to be notified about the Vault. That's it. No accounts, no tracking pixels beyond basic analytics, no data brokers — we make fun of those people.

What we do with it

We send you the email you asked for. We never sell, rent, or share your address. Unsubscribe anytime with one click.

Cookies

We use a minimal session flag to avoid replaying the intro animation. No ad cookies, no fingerprinting.