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NOV 1, 2026
California's voter rolls just got a courtroom reality check, straight from the bench.
FRESHThe voter fraud bounty is open, and the price tag is one million dollars.
FRESHKentucky voter fraud, five registrations deep: one man allegedly voted in three elections with zero eligibi…
FRESHCalifornia's new tourism pitch writes itself, and the Babylon Bee just published the brochure.
FRESHA third of Democrats now identify as democratic socialists, and the fringe just moved into the main house.
FRESHOCT 31, 2026
Paris curfew is back for Halloween, and this time it covers adults.
FRESHThe Babylon Bee nails the selective definition of 'settled science' in a single headline.
FRESHBillboard Chris walked into the White House this week, six years after his solo fight began on a Canadian s…
FRESHBlaze host Sara Gonzales argues Islam is 'a political ideology, NOT a religion' — and France is her preview…
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NOVEMBER 2, 2026Tonight's Edition
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NOV 1, 2026 · POLITICS DESK
Go Out and Indict.
WHY IT MATTERS — Judge David Carter told the DOJ lawyer the traditional remedy for voter fraud was a criminal indictment: “You've got a remedy, fo…
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NOV 1, 2026 · POLITICS DESK
Wanted: Voter Fraud. Reward: $1,000,000.
WHY IT MATTERS — President Trump announced a $1 million reward for voter-fraud tips that lead to an arrest and conviction. Every tipster in Americ…
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NOV 1, 2026 · POLITICS DESK
Five Registrations. Zero Eligibility.
WHY IT MATTERS — A Franklin County grand jury alleges Jeffery Woodard registered to vote five times and voted in three elections he was not eligib…
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NOV 1, 2026 · CULTURE DESK
Beach to Mountain. Same Day. Same Crisis.
WHY IT MATTERS — The Babylon Bee's California tourism pitch: the only state where you can see it on a beach and on a mountain in the same day. Sat…
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NOV 1, 2026 · POLITICS DESK
The Fringe Just Became the Base.
WHY IT MATTERS — About a third of Democrats and Democratic-leaning adults now identify as democratic socialists, per CNN and SSRS. The fringe move…
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