Eighteen months after it was sent, the recall finally went through.
On Sept. 28, the U.S. Department of Education issued a final rule formally rescinding the Biden administration's 2024 Title IX rewrite, removing it from the Code of Federal Regulations and reinstating the 2020 regulations adopted during Trump's first term. Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced the move as the official alignment of federal regulations with how the administration had already been enforcing Title IX.
The 2024 rewrite had been ambitious and short-lived. Published in April 2024 and effective that August, it expanded the department's definition of sex discrimination to include discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity, required educators to respect students' preferred pronouns, and rewrote the rules for how schools handle sex-based harassment complaints. It was immediately hit with lawsuits. Eight different federal courts enjoined the rule, and in January 2025 two federal courts vacated it entirely. By the time the second Trump administration arrived, the 2024 rule was already legally dead — unenforceable in every jurisdiction.
So the Sept. 28 action is, in a sense, paperwork. The department had announced within weeks of the inauguration that it would enforce the 2020 regulations; federal courts dismissed the last remaining litigation over the Biden-era rule in August. But paperwork matters in Washington: as McMahon put it, "today's action" means the published Title IX regulations "faithfully reflect court orders and Congressional intent — reducing confusion for parents, students, and educational institutions." She framed the restored framework as protecting "the rights, privacy, or athletic opportunities of our women and girls," and the department's announcement called the 2024 version an "illegal rewrite."
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Critics see it differently, and the receipts deserve both sides. The National Women's Law Center's Shiwali Patel argued the rollback ignores "what survivors need," accusing McMahon of "weaponizing Title IX to attack trans students." LGBTQ advocates say the move strips explicit protections the 2024 rule tried to establish, and warn it could weaken recourse for students facing harassment. The department's counter is that the courts already did the stripping — this rule just updates the book to match.
The comedy writes itself because the timeline is the comedy. A regulation that survived roughly five months of actual enforcement, spent over a year being dismantled by courts, and has now been formally recalled from the books like a defective airbag. The 2024 Title IX rewrite: delivered to every school in America, read by the Code of Federal Regulations, and now — finally — recalled by the sender.
Sources: U.S. Department of Education press release, "U.S. Department of Education Formally Rescinds the Biden Administration's Illegal Title IX Rewrite, Reinstating the 2020 Regulation" (Sept. 28, 2026); Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, "What return of Trump's Title IX rules means for Wisconsin schools" (Oct. 1, 2026). Evidence Locker entry: meme-undo-send-titleix (dormant until post goes live).
